MORAL: Women are extremely determined.. Don't mess with them?

Kracking the first joke of the month of ramadhan after coming from jumma prayer

 

and its dengue epidemic in Zakir Nagar, New Delhi. Govt reported cases from the area is 550.

 

And the whole of Delhi is drowned under rain water, yesterday water entered my maruti 800 car while driving near Raj Ghat where Our beloved BAPUJEE is sleeping. ..

 

Dont count this as second Joke as the situation is real and grim

 

Saleem ;~)

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, 

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a 

woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large 

metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our 

instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will 

find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" 





The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The 

agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife 

and go home." 





The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went 

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with 

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, 

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home." 





Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to 

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were 

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the 

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and 

there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was 

loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the 

chair!!" 




MORAL: Women are extremely determined.. Don't mess with them?