How can one cover up a fart? SOME USEFUL TIPS..;-)

 

How can one cover up a fart? SOME USEFUL TIPS..;-)

Depending upon the company, another strategy is not to cover it up, but to proudly proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and to issue a challenge to the others to outdo that one if they think they can.

As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart.

another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the animal bone rendering plant (Read Malhotra bone,one of my client).

Where does fart gas come from?

 

The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.

A major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

Why are beans so notorious for making people fart?

 

Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!

Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, milk, bread, eggs, beer, and raisins. People unable to digest milk due to lactose intolerance will suffer extreme flatulence if they consume dairy products.

vaid adwait tripathi of NOIDA claims clear the heart blockage, is this possible ?

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There are few good herbs that help to lower the blood pressure .one of them is Arjunchal(bark of an Arjuna tree) The bark of Arjuna tree is researched as an anti-ischemic or anti- anginal and cardio protective agent and is useful in hypertension and ischemic heart disease. Arjun chal is a unique herb that also helps maintain a healthy heart and reduces the effects of stress and nervousness which proves to be the prime culprit for high blood pressure. Arjuna promotes effective cardiac functioning and regulates the blood pressure. It improves the blood circulation to the heart and increase oxygen flow to the heart. It also helps purify the blood, lowers blood pressure and can improve cholesterol level and also tones the heart. It plays an effective role if the decoction is taken regularly the best thing to do along with this medicine is to walk on the moist grass early morning to control the blood pressure.lowers blood pressure and can improve cholesterol.Do not take it on an empty stomach and it's not suitable if you are pregnant or breast feeding mother. How to prevent hypertension? Include food items of high fiber content in your diet such as fruits, vegetables, pulses, cereal, rice, wheat, etc in unprocessed form are good for your heart and body.Avoid alcohol and tobacco. Give your body some exercise, walking for 30 minutes in the morning is good enough as a start up. Gradually introduce aerobics or yoga and prayanam to keep healthy for ever.drink 15 to 20 glasses of water in the entire day it will help you to hasten your recovery from hypertension and Cholesterol.

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Hello everyone,

My father has been diagnised with a blockage in the heart, the doctors are recommeding a by-pass surgery, I've heard about some ayurvedic & homeopathic treatment that can clear the blockage, is this possible ?

Thank you.

PatR

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ANSWER:

dear Patr
Yes i had cured many patient whom weastern therapy told patient for by pass surgery and i have guraneted treatment for Heart blockage.
my aim is to aware importance of people about ayurveda and provide all people better healthy enviorment and make this society free of disorder. so i m telling u complete treatment for Heart blockage and check about the quality of meidines becoz in my clinic i m sure about my medicines and i m taking 100% guranted for cure of heart disorder,, i m giving u complete diagnose for your father and please note down all the treatment and check any local vaidya with excellent quality of medicine how much it will cost.. and whole winter u need to continue this medicines and i m sure he will get cured..
treatment for Heart Blockage..

compound (preparaton Number 1 )

Prabhakar vati
Nagarjunabhra ras
mall sindoor
akkek pisti
prwal pisti
kaharuapisti
Hradayarnav ras
jawahar mohar pisti
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all those ras and pisti and sindor mix together to form one special prepartion that need to take twice a day with Honey, butter,or cream.. if he is not diabetic need to take with honey..

preparation number 2

Arjunarista 4 tea spoon of Arjunarista + 4 tea spoon of normal drinking water need to take twice a day with normal drinking water.. after lunch and dinner..

Ashwagandha rista 4 tea spoon only night before sleeping + add normal 4 tea spoon water..

along with it..
morning evening and afternoon in place of tea add 8-10gm of Arjun chal powder in milk and add sugar like tea ( prepared ) whole wintor.. and tell her to take luke warm water bath whole wintor..

Pathya..
Please suggest him not to take any oily,spicy and sore food, ,just check his diet regulalry..
no need to do any weight work or any work that he need to put effort ..
tell ur family memeber dont leave him during day just talk him when he is free make him hapy ..

any more details u can mail me 24hours without any charge also any doubt about medicines mail me..
regards
adwait tripathi

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Duwa E Manzil...

DOWNLOAD TO MOBILE PDF FILE:   http://www.scribd.com/doc/3971385/33-Ayat-Qurani- DOWNLOAD RECITATION:   http://controlyouranxiety.info/dua-e-manzil-treatment-for-black-magic-1 Duwa E Manzil... collection of Ayaat and short Surahs from the Quran that are to be recited as a means of protection and antidote – Ruqya from Black Magic, Jinn,Witchcraft, Sihr, Sorcery, Evil Eye and the like as well as other harmful things. The collection has been recommended by the likes of Allama Shah Waliullah Dehlawi (May Allah have mercy upon him) and Shaykh Zakariyyah Khandehlawi (May Allah have mercy upon him). Some have recommended that it should simply be recited once in the morning and once in the evening.

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The New Salman Khan : Salman's no more a bad boy

 

Sent: Sunday, February 13, 2011 9:50 AM

Subject: Salman's no more a bad boy

Enjoying what is undoubtedly the best phase of his professional life, Salman has turned a completely new leaf. The eternal struggle with the expanding waistline or multiplying chins apart, the 45-year-old has never looked more confident, sounded more assured and made so much money. 

Salman's turnaround came just before Dabangg, which was also the time Arbaaz had hit rock bottom in his career. "Salman wanted to make Dabangg work for Arbaaz," says Sajid. "And he took charge of the film like the dutiful elder brother." It also helped that there were no distractions (read women) in his life then. 

Salman was allegedly unhappy with the way his finances were being handled. He hired business managers who took charge of his brand endorsements, television appearances and accounts. "All his peers were minting money on TV and Salman, who realised he had a fantastic connect with his TV audience, was determined to milk it," says a Salman watcher. 

With Bigg Boss, which came close on the heels Dabangg, Salman's impossibly lucky streak continued. Here too the star showed how serious he was about getting it right. He worked hard on the promos and made sure the TV channel made good the investments it had made in the star, which was Rs 24 crore.

 

Along the way, he also assumed the role of a mentor for protégé Sonakshi and despite his breakup with Katrina, continued to be protective about her.

Says Ashvini Yardi, programming head of the channel that hosts Bigg Boss, "Salman's persona appeals to both the classes and the masses. His unique sense of humour, spontaneity and ability to connect with everyone and his Dabangg attitude took Bigg Boss to new heights this season." 


The new-found confidence is also attributed to his getting smart about money. With Matrix hired to manage his endorsements and finances, Salman is laying down the rules for every ramp he walks on, every ribbon he cuts. He has refused to attend awards shows unless he is given a live performance slot, for which he charges anything between Rs 1.5 crore to Rs 3 crore. For films, he is demanding something like Rs 30 crore. On several occasions he has also demanded that his remuneration be donated for his charity Being Human, which incidentally has ventured into branded retailing. 

Everyone wants a piece of Salman and he is in no mood to give any. Story has it, Himesh Reshammiya, who had a famous fallout with the star from which his career never quite recovered, called him recently saying he was in the vicinity and wanted his audience for a few minutes. Salman kept him waiting for three hours, during which Himesh made several rounds of Galaxy apartments. Salman eventually met Himesh for 30 seconds, only to tell him that he had no time for him. 

"For the first time in his life, Salman bhai is concentrating on himself," says Sajid. It shows, and how. 

Read more: Salman's no more a bad boy - The Times of India http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/news-interviews/Salmans-no-more-a-bad-boy/articleshow/7480681.cms#ixzz1DoDvs1iF

READ MANZIL EVERY DAY FOR SUCCESS IN THIS WORLD

Somewher Quavi Bhai in his stories told about his boss that his boss remains busy in reading MANZIL even inside Aeroplane.....

His boss is doing what our beloved Prophet (Say Darud) himself precticed.....reading a few verses from quran diligently..those verses are collected in one single place by the name MANZIL..a small book which requires only ten minutes of time....

If we try to follow our Prophet in his day to day activities..we will definitely be successful in this world also...just look at Quavi Bhais Boss as an example....

 

Although good in the permanent life of hereafter is the aim of all Muslims, but good in this world is also necessary because man has been asked by his creator Lord to take part in all activities of this world without breaking the rules and regulations, made by Him. So beseech Him for the good in both the worlds.This verse is generally recited as qunoot in all prayers.It can be recited at the time of walking around (tawaf) the holy ka'-bah.

Our Lord, give us good in this world, and good in the hereafter, and save us from the torment of fire.

RABBANAAA AATINAA FIDDUNYAA H'ASANATAW WA FIL AAKHIRATI H'ASANATAW WA QINAA A'D'AABAN NAAR

(AL BAQARAH: 201)

 

 

He (Allah) and He alone, and no one else, bestows upon whomsoever He chooses, the power to exercise authority, in this world, or in the hereafter. To some he gives power in this world though many of them do not follow his commandments. We must not get confused. It is not our lookout because knowledge of things, persons and events is hopelessly very little. He knows why He has done so. Abdullah Ibni Abbas said that this verse may contain the great name of Allah, ismi azam. If this dua'a is recited with realization of its meaning, the realization of His absolute sovereignty and His exclusive right and option, Allah will fulfill the legitimate desires of the reciter of this dua'a.

Not to be proud and arrogant after achieving success, in this world, recite this dua'a regularly.

According to the Holy prophet whoso recited these verses daily after the Fajr salat, gets sufficient means of livelihood. Also the reciter gets enough funds to repay loans. To discard nervousness in big public gatherings, or if there is fear of a person or a group of persons recite this dua'a.

O Allah, master of the kingdom. You give kingdom to whomsoever You like and take away the kingdom from whosoever You like. You exalt whomsoever you like and abases whomsoever You like; in Your hand is the good; verily You have the power over all things. You cause the night to pass into the day, and You cause the day to pass into the night; You bring forth the living from the dead, and You bring forth the dead from the living, and You give sustenance to whom You like, without measure.

ALLAAHUMMA MAALIKAL MULKI TOO-TIL MULKA MAN TASHAAA-U WA TANZIL-U'L MULKA MIMMAN TASHAAA WA TU'I'ZZU MAN TASHAAA-U WA TUD'ILLU MAN TASHAAA BIYADIKAL KHAYR INNAKA A'LAA KULLI SHAY-IN QADEER TOOLIJUL LAYLA FIN NAHAARI WA TOOLIJUN NAHAARA FIL LAYL WA TUKHRIJUL H'AYYA MINAL MAYYITI WA TUKHRIJUL MAYYITA MINAL H'AYY WA TARZUQU MAN TASHAAA-U BIGHAYRIH'ISAAB

(ALI IMRAN: 26 AND 27)

Unemployed Mother makes Rs 19,940/Month online working from home

Unemployed Mother makes Rs 19,940/Monthhttp://www.az-news.org/in

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Durga Mathur never thought she would have a job working at home until one day she filled out a simple form online. Before she knew it, she discovered a simple way to earn money in her spare time...

A friend told me about Durga's experience last month and so I decided to feature her story in our local business report. She told me her amazing story. "I actually make about Rs 15,000 Rs20,000 a month using the internet. At first it was a great way to supplement our income in my spare time. Now I earn even more money than my previous job! Which is amazing considering I only work about 10-15 hours a week from home.

Working online has been a financial windfall for Durga and her husband who worked long hours at a local manufacturing company to provide for their family. "I work hard and always look for ways to save or make more money, so that we can give our children the opportunities that we never had when we were young."

I asked her about how she started her remarkable journey. "I was on the Internet one day, and read that a large restaurant chain was asking for people's opinions on their new coffee drink. We had been there the previous night, so I spent less than 2 minutes telling them what I liked about it. They thanked me for my feedback and gave me Rs 500! I was amazed that these international companies were willing to pay me so much for my opinion! I was so excited at how simple it was, and started to research ways to do more surveys like that. After more investigation I found a company that helped all these international companies do market research for their products. After I signed up for their Survey Income Kit, I was making over Rs 19,000 a month. It's really simple, I am not a computer whiz, but I can use the internet. Every day they send me a list of surveys and I just pick which ones I want to do. I don't even have to sell anything and nobody has to buy anything. It feels great that they value my opinion on popular and famous brands and companies."

For those of you that have seen the internet sites that promise you can make Lakhs of rupees online Durga warns that this is not the promise being made here and that most of those sites are false representations of earnings you can make. "We never tell anyone they'll make Lakhs of Rupees, in fact I think this is the ONLY online system that says you probably WON'T make lakhs, but you can generate a legitimate income from home like I do that replaced my full time job."

Quickly, Durga Mathur was able to use the simple Survey Income Kit to earn more money in her spare time from the comfort of her home.

Durga had never shared her story before, and with her permission, we are putting it public.

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Best Rajani Joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini Remembers Rajani!!!!

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Could not resist sharing these latest updates with you.

1. Recently Chinese Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog Later It Was
Discovered That Rajanikanth Was Smoking In India.

2. Rajanikanth Did His Kindergarden From Seven Different Places. Today Those
Places Are Known As IITs!!!!!!

3. Definition Of Solar Eclipse: When Rajanikanth Stares At Sun With Anger,
Sun Hides Behind The Moon. This Greatest Phenomenon Is Called Solar
Eclipse.........!!!!!

4. Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day and Decided He Should Share At least One
Percent of His Knowledge with The World......Thus....................... The
Google Was Born!!!!

5. Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Would Have Born 150 Years
Ago..????? British Would Have Fought For Independence....

6. Best Rajani Joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini Remembers Rajani!!!!

7. Why Earthquake Occurs????? Because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is
On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

8. Once Rajanikanth Bunked A Whole Day In School.....! Since Then That Day
Is Known As.............................. Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. The Pyramids in Egypt Are Actually.................................
.........Rajanikanths Primary School Craft Projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Breaking News:
ISRO Does Not Exist Anymore.....!! Rajanikanth Purchased All The Rockets For
Diwali Celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Why Did Rajani Buy An Acre Of Land With 4 Wells On Each Corner?????
....................... To Play Carroms!!!!!!

12. Rajanikanth's Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both
Survive. Rajanikant Swims Across the Atlantic Ocean with Heroine in One Hand
and...

Titanic in The Other!


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