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Friday, December 10, 2004

~ * DIL KARAY * ~

~ * DIL KARAY * ~

tujhey chunay ko dil karay

tujhey panay ko dil karay



jo baat meray dil main chupi

woh bata nay ko dil karay



yeh roop mehka , yeh zulf behkri

yeh dil looobhana na teray



madhoosh mujh ko, kar nay laga hai

yun muskoorana tera,yun muskoorana tera



teri dhakan main ajj tu

bas janay ko dil karay



jab baat dil kay phir aooj bad lien

musam hai ragoon bahar



phooloon kay jaisay , kheltay badan ko

aa chum loon main zara , aa chum loon zara



tujhey chunay ko dil karay

tujhey panay ko dil karay



jo baat meray dil main chupi

woh bata nay ko dil karay
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Detective test

A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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