dear all,
you may have noticed that i start sending these mails to you all when i am mentally and physically stressed to the ultimate point .this is my way of releasing pressure. but in the process i disturb you all by these mails.
by pure coincidence i found blogger . and i have created a web log immediately where i post mostly. now all of you are almost free from my torture. thanx GOD that google launched BLOGGER.COM . and i am surprised to see that my blog has become a lil bit popular. today i got the 700th visitor to my blog. and these unknown people are writing back to me . its mind-blowing .and google search has placed me at the top . you enter saleem+ india and see the results.
thanx everybody for bearing with me for all those mails.
bye
saleem
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SOME MORE FUN :
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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LOVE IS LIKE
Love is like eno
Rolle pait ki gur gur eno se ho pur
Love is like diamond foam
Apne sath bhi lai thi beti ko bhi yehi doon gi
Love is like tulsi
Wo lutf jo aap bar bar chahen
Love is like mospel
Macher aap se door rehne pe majboor
Love is like life boy
Jaracim se pak
Love is like 7up
Halka mitha chulbula
Love is like multi net
Always connect
Love is like surf exell
Daag nahi to sikha nahi
& then
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Ideal
The BEST way to do a BETTER job
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
Kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay
Love is like eno
Rolle pait ki gur gur eno se ho pur
Love is like diamond foam
Apne sath bhi lai thi beti ko bhi yehi doon gi
Love is like tulsi
Wo lutf jo aap bar bar chahen
Love is like mospel
Macher aap se door rehne pe majboor
Love is like life boy
Jaracim se pak
Love is like 7up
Halka mitha chulbula
Love is like multi net
Always connect
Love is like surf exell
Daag nahi to sikha nahi
& then
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Ideal
The BEST way to do a BETTER job
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
Kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay
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