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 IF GOD HAD A PC . . .is this it adina?
*IF  GOD HAD A PC . . .*
In the beginning, there was the computer.
And  God entered:
C:\>Let there be light!
Enter user  ID
C:\>God
Enter  password
C:\>Omniscient
Invalid password
Enter  password
C:\>Omnipotent
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM,  Sunday, March 1.
C:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable  command
C:\>Create light
Done
C:\>Run heaven and  earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0  errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And  God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
C:\>Let there be  firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try  again.
C:\>Create firmament
Done.
C:\>Run  firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0  errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And  God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
C:\>Let the waters  under heaven be gathered together unto one place and 
let the dry land appear  and Too many characters in specification string. 
Try  again.
C:\>Create dry_land
Done.
C:\>Run  firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0  errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And  God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
C:\>Create lights in  the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try  again.
C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done
C:\>Run  sun_moon_stars
And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun  ruled over the 
day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw  there were 
0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday,  March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March  5.
C:\>Create fish
Done
C:\>Create  fowl
Done
C:\>Run fish, fowl
And God created the great  sea monsters and every living creature that 
creepeth wherewith the waters  swarmed after its kind and every winged 
fowl after its kind. And God saw  there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March  5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March  6.
C:\>Create cattle
Done
C:\>Create  creepy_things
Done
C:\>Now let us make man in our  image
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>Create  man
Done
C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth  and subdue it and 
have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl  of the air and 
over every living thing that creepeth upon the  earth
Too many command operands. Try again.
C:\>Run  multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 errors..
C:\>Insert  breath
Done
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated.  5 errors.
C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
Filename: Garden of  Eden does not exist.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
C:\>Create  Garden_of_Eden
Too many parameters
C:\>Create  Garden.edn
Done
C:\>Move man to  Garden.edn
Done
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution  terminated. 4 errors.
C:\>Copy woman from  man
Done
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2  errors.
C:\>Create desire
Done
C:\>Run  multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying  in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1  errors.
C:\>Create freewill
Done
C:\>Run  freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in  Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1  errors.
C:\>Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill  is created.
C:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible  file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for  help.
C:\>Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is  created.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be  destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for  help.
C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman  being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on  this run. 1 errors.
C:\>Create good,  evil
Done
C:\>Activate evil
And God saw he had created  shame.
Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman no longer  located in 
Garden.edn. 1 errors.
C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man,  woman
Search failed.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
C:\>Delete  shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been  activated.
C:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible  file and cannot be destroyed. Enter 
replacement, cancel, or ask for  help.
C:\>Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try  again
C:\>Ctrl_Break
C:\>Ctrl_Break
C:\>Ctrl_Break
ATTENTION  ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR 
REGULAR DAY OF  MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
C:\>Create new  world
You have exceeded allocated file space. You must destroy old files  
before new ones can be created.
C:\>Destroy earth
Destroy  earth: Please confirm.
C:\>Destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER  DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICE
WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00  AM.
YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM,  Friday, March 6.
On Saturday, March 7, God rested.
On March 8, God  created Macintosh.
And God saw that it was GOOD.
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God Was Busy
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was  teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly  stated that there is 
no God, the expression "One Nation Under God", was  unconstitutional, and 
further, he was going to prove there is no  God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I  want 
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15  minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent.
You could have heard a pin  fall.
Ten minutes went by.
Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I  am, God. I'm still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of  minutes when a Marine just 
released from active duty and newly registered in  the class walked up to 
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and  sent him tail over 
teacup from his lofty platform.
The professor was  out cold!
At first the students were shocked and babbled in  confusion.
The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat  silent.
The class fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor  came to, shaken.
He looked at the young Marine in the front  row.
When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the  
matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent  me."