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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

HUMOUR

 

Humour

"A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road."
Henry Ward Beecher

"Humour is just another defence against the universe."
Mel Brooks

"Optimism and humour are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity. "
Philip Butler

"A sense of humour is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."
Mary Hirsch

"On average, children laugh 400 times per day. Adults, on the other hand, only laugh 15 times per day. The difference why adults laugh so much less - because adults have children!"
Jay Leno

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is. " Horace Walpole

Icebergs

An iceberg is a good analogy of our character and personality. The tip of the iceberg is what is seen first by other people; our personality. The part that lies underneath the water is our character, which lays unseen and hidden. Our personality is our image, techniques and skills that influence our outward success, but our true success will come from the goodness of our character that lies beneath the surface.


Thanks to: Mary Hatfield Anchorage USA.

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QUICK JOKE

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an
essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"

Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began
to write furiously.

"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you
begin?"

"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

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BUYING WEIGHTS

Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to
become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless
followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department.

"Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every
day."

"I don't know, Michael. It's really a big commitment on your
part," the father pointed out.

"Please, Dad?"

"They're not cheap either."

"I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see."

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed
for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, "What! You
mean I have to carry them to the car?!"

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LOVE IS LIKE

LOVE IS LIKE


Love is like eno

Rolle pait ki gur gur eno se ho pur


Love is like diamond foam

Apne sath bhi lai thi beti ko bhi yehi doon gi


Love is like tulsi

Wo lutf jo aap bar bar chahen


Love is like mospel

Macher aap se door rehne pe majboor


Love is like life boy

Jaracim se pak


Love is like 7up

Halka mitha chulbula


Love is like multi net

Always connect


Love is like surf exell

Daag nahi to sikha nahi

 

& then



Love is like Iodex

ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye

 

Love is like Pepsi

Yeh dil mangay aur

 

Love is like Supereme

Yehi to hai wo apna pann

 

Love is like Nokia

Connecting People

 

Love is like Ideal

The BEST way to do a BETTER job

 

Love is like Waves

Nam hi kaafi hay

 

Love is like Gold Leaf

bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain

 

Love is like Wah

Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz

 

Love is like Samsung

Everyone is Invited

 

Love is like Habib Oil

Kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay

Kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay

 dear all,
 
you may have noticed that i start sending these mails to you all when i am mentally and physically stressed to the ultimate point .this is my way of releasing pressure. but in the process i disturb you all by these  mails.
by pure coincidence i found blogger . and i have created a web log immediately where i post mostly. now all of you are almost free from my torture. thanx GOD that google launched BLOGGER.COM . and i am surprised to see that my blog has become a lil bit popular. today i got the 700th visitor to my blog. and these unknown people are writing back to me  . its mind-blowing .and google search has placed me at the top . you enter saleem+ india and see the results.
thanx everybody for bearing with me for all those  mails.
bye
saleem
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SOME MORE FUN :
 
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." 
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LOVE IS LIKE


Love is like eno

Rolle pait ki gur gur eno se ho pur


Love is like diamond foam

Apne sath bhi lai thi beti ko bhi yehi doon gi


Love is like tulsi

Wo lutf jo aap bar bar chahen


Love is like mospel

Macher aap se door rehne pe majboor


Love is like life boy

Jaracim se pak


Love is like 7up

Halka mitha chulbula


Love is like multi net

Always connect


Love is like surf exell

Daag nahi to sikha nahi

 

& then



Love is like Iodex

ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye

 

Love is like Pepsi

Yeh dil mangay aur

 

Love is like Supereme

Yehi to hai wo apna pann

 

Love is like Nokia

Connecting People

 

Love is like Ideal

The BEST way to do a BETTER job

 

Love is like Waves

Nam hi kaafi hay

 

Love is like Gold Leaf

bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain

 

Love is like Wah

Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz

 

Love is like Samsung

Everyone is Invited

 

Love is like Habib Oil

Kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay
 
 
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