Best Rajani Joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini Remembers Rajani!!!!

Hi

Could not resist sharing these latest updates with you.

1. Recently Chinese Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog Later It Was
Discovered That Rajanikanth Was Smoking In India.

2. Rajanikanth Did His Kindergarden From Seven Different Places. Today Those
Places Are Known As IITs!!!!!!

3. Definition Of Solar Eclipse: When Rajanikanth Stares At Sun With Anger,
Sun Hides Behind The Moon. This Greatest Phenomenon Is Called Solar
Eclipse.........!!!!!

4. Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day and Decided He Should Share At least One
Percent of His Knowledge with The World......Thus....................... The
Google Was Born!!!!

5. Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Would Have Born 150 Years
Ago..????? British Would Have Fought For Independence....

6. Best Rajani Joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini Remembers Rajani!!!!

7. Why Earthquake Occurs????? Because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is
On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

8. Once Rajanikanth Bunked A Whole Day In School.....! Since Then That Day
Is Known As.............................. Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. The Pyramids in Egypt Are Actually.................................
.........Rajanikanths Primary School Craft Projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Breaking News:
ISRO Does Not Exist Anymore.....!! Rajanikanth Purchased All The Rockets For
Diwali Celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Why Did Rajani Buy An Acre Of Land With 4 Wells On Each Corner?????
....................... To Play Carroms!!!!!!

12. Rajanikanth's Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both
Survive. Rajanikant Swims Across the Atlantic Ocean with Heroine in One Hand
and...

Titanic in The Other!


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