Saturday, August 22, 2009

Think you know everything...]and go move your toothbrush !!!

 
 





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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for


Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
 
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction... .?)


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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid

       OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE
 
IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
 
and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
 
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

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(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)


So.......... ......... ...




Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!!

  

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