Monday, February 07, 2005

akbar and birbal

Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 06:47:57 -0800 (PST)
From: ravi pandey
Subject: akbar birbal

Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had one
longstanding wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's
desire.

Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his
desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it.

Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Tansen could suck
the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal 1000 gold
coins for it.

Tansen agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion
and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the
itching started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety.

Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva
was only in Tansen 's mouth.

Akbar summoned Tansen and for the next 4 hours Tansen violently sucked the
queen's breasts.
Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but in his lust and
since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact
shooed him away.

Tansen of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the
emperor since he was instrumental in it himself. What Tansen did not know
was what Birbal would do the next day......


"Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar's underwear"

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