how to crack IAS
IAS officers at a glance.......
Really good ones... read and relax...
Question and the Answer given by Candidates .......oh so sorry ...... IAS Officer s now.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A :The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q : If horse can be a pet animal, name the other
A : Another horse
IAS officers at a glance.......
Really good ones... read and relax...
Question and the Answer given by Candidates .......oh so sorry ...... IAS Officer s now.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A :The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q : If horse can be a pet animal, name the other
A : Another horse
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From: "Rajiv Agarwal" <rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Fw: Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri (rajiv_grwl)
Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe they.
Tab Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek baat poochat hu, sach sach batana humko...tum itne saalon mein, humre saath kitne baar unphaithful hui hai re?"
Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge. Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum apne nau bacchhon ka kasam khaata hoo, gussa nahin na karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.
"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda detailysva do."
Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha, toh hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne Humko extensionva diya."
Laloo bola "Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra?"
Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko surgery ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka operation free me kar diya.
Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, oo toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye kiya".. Aur teesra"?
Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek baar party ka President banne ke liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"
rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk
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Subject: Fw: Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri (rajiv_grwl)
Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe they.
Tab Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek baat poochat hu, sach sach batana humko...tum itne saalon mein, humre saath kitne baar unphaithful hui hai re?"
Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge. Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum apne nau bacchhon ka kasam khaata hoo, gussa nahin na karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.
"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda detailysva do."
Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha, toh hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne Humko extensionva diya."
Laloo bola "Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra?"
Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko surgery ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka operation free me kar diya.
Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, oo toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye kiya".. Aur teesra"?
Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek baar party ka President banne ke liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"
rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk
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