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Monday, October 11, 2004

Customer Care in 2020

 
 
Customer Care in 2020
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Operator :  "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer:  "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator  : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first,  Sir?"

Customer:  "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

Operator  : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your  home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile  is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now  Sir?"

Customer:  "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator  : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer:  "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator  : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer:  "How come?"

Operator  : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and  even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer:  "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator  : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer:  "How do you know for sure?"

Operator  : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer:  "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will  that cost?"

Operator  : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer:  "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator  : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the  limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's  not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer:  "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash  before your guy arrives"

Operator  : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit  on machine withdrawal today"

Customer:  "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is  it gonna take anyway?"

Operator  : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and  collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer:  " What!"

Operator  : "According to the details in system ,you own Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer:  " ????"

Operator  : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer:  "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of  cola as advertised?"

Operator  : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer:  #$$^%& $@$%^"

Operator  "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987you  were convicted of using abusive language on a  policeman...?"

Customer:  [Speechless]
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Women Jokes

TWO NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS

Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/ - 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neuralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell


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