From: Rajiv Agarwal <rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Cricket In HEAVEN ! (rajiv)
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on. One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!" Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be
bad enough to ruin that!?" Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday."
rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk
omi baba <omibaba_2@yahoo.com>
Subject: BABA'S JOKE PAGE (2)
A sardarni in New York went to a worldwide
message centre to send a message to her mother in
india.
The phirangi guy told her it would cost $100
she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money! But
I would do anything to get a message to my mother in
Punjab-India!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?"
"Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni.
With that, the man said, "Follow me", walked into the
next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."
She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said, "Unzip me." She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out
and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed
his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead damn it!"
The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and
screamed loudly, "Hello...Mummyjee?"
Subject: Cricket In HEAVEN ! (rajiv)
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on. One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!" Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be
bad enough to ruin that!?" Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday."
rajiv_grwl@yahoo.co.uk
omi baba <omibaba_2@yahoo.com>
Subject: BABA'S JOKE PAGE (2)
A sardarni in New York went to a worldwide
message centre to send a message to her mother in
india.
The phirangi guy told her it would cost $100
she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money! But
I would do anything to get a message to my mother in
Punjab-India!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?"
"Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni.
With that, the man said, "Follow me", walked into the
next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."
She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said, "Unzip me." She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out
and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed
his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead damn it!"
The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and
screamed loudly, "Hello...Mummyjee?"
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