ati kya khandala

From: Mehul Turakhia <m_turakhia@yahoo.com>Subject: aati kya khandala - in various languages , jus go through itTHIS ONE'S REALLY COOL.............A Kya Bolti TuA Kya Mai BoluSunSunaAti Kya KhandalaKya karu Ake mai KhandalaAre Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?English :Aye what do you say?Aye what should I say?Listen.Speak on.Coming to khandala?What should I do, coming to khandala?We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"llfreak, baby,what else?Sanskrit : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasiAye balakah aham kim kathisyamhShrinvasi!ShrunhaKim twam khandaalaa agchasyasiAham kim kurwasyami khandaalayehgamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, majakarishma, kim karishyami?Punjabi :A ! ke boldi tu;A ke mein bolan;SunhSunhaChaldi khandalaKi karaan ae ke mein khandalaAre Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, MaujKarenge, Aur Ki ?Gujarati :Aye shun bole tu?Aye hun shun bolu?SambhalSambhlaavAave chey su khandaalaa?Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,beeju shun?MarathiAye kaai tu mhantes?Aye kaai mi mhanhu?AikAikavYetes kai khandaalaa?Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aishkaruyaa, aankhin kai?! Kashmiri :Heey, kya chaakh wannanHeev, kya bhe wanneyyyyBoozWanooPakha telle khandalaa;Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaaPherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eeshkarav, beyy kya?Konkani :Aye ! kitte sangta tu?Aye ! aao kite sangu?SaangSaan! gtaKhandalaa yeta ghi?Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?! Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?Bengali :Ei ki bolis tuiEi ki ar boliShonShonaaJabi ki khondalaaK! i kori giye khondalaaAre, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?**************************Want somemore?????***************Malayalam :Aye yenna pariyunnu?Aye nyan yenna pariyu?KekuPariyuVarinno kh! andala?Yendu cheyam? Nyaan vannu Khandaala?Karangam, chuttam, paadam, aadam, majacheyyam,verendha?Telugu :Aye, ainte chaepphuta vuAye,ainte chaepalaVinu! ChaeppuWastava KhandalaYem Chesedhi? vacchi KhandalaThiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,majachesthamu inkemi?Sindhi :Aye cha thi c! haen tu?Aye Maan chaa chavan?BudhBudhaiAcheti cha khandaalaa?Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,Nachandasi,aaish kan! dasi, byo cha?Magahi : (BIHARI)A ki bolahin tuA kya boliyuow humSunSunaowAaimahi ki khandalaKi kariaow aake hum khandalaGumbai, Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur kiAssamese:ey ki kua tumi?ey ki kom moi?sunsunaahibi ki khandala?ki korim aahi moi kahandalaaare ghurim,phirim,nasim,gaam,khub phurti korim aru ki?Tamil:Enna solreEnnatha sollamudalla kelu,sari solluKandala variyakandala poi enna panrathuVera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsapannuvom******If you have reached upto this stage, 't seemsyou dont have work, rite? Then have somemore...!!!!******************* Foreign Languages :German :Was sagst du?Was soll ich sagen?Hor mal!Sag mal!Kommst Nach Khandala?Was machen wir in Khaldala?Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx,was noch?Spanish :Tu que deceas?Yo que deseo?OyeDi meVas a tu khandaalaa?Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,disfrutamos, si no.Chinese :Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?Sui,Suion,Hyuan Chon Khandala?Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, SamshuanTsuaniya Tsu Chon?Russian :Aeich, Kov Speache niv?Aeich, Kov miv Speache?Nuushev,!Nuusheva,Comeva Kov Khandala?Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala! ?Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha, EnjovaSheychevin, KovGobraich?French :!Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?EntendreEntendrezEst-ceque tu viens a la KhandalaQu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?Zambesi : (African)Aye, Zwa To Zulu,Aye, Zwa Ze ! Zu! lu,Wahte,Kaso,Heliyo To Khandaalaa?Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni---------------------------------
From: Akshay Jain <jakshay@gmail.com>Subject: AIR INDIASurinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight toBombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane,he made a few preparations that were out of place.When the stewardess came around to take orders for thein-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I havebrought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge mefor food and drinks!"So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, theuncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal.The man sitting next to him was an American historyresearcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuseme, what is that drink?" he asked.The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink andsaid, "Milk of India!"The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis andstarted feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked thecurious American."Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offeredsome to the American."What is it?" asked the American."Sweet of India!" replied the old man.After the meal, everyone was settling down when therewas a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle."What was that?" asked the American in disgust.The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
)From: "><><" <getjitendra@yahoo.com>Subject: WAYS TO PROPOSE1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)You're under arrest! ;(For what?)For stealing my heart2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?3. are your legs tired?( girl: Why?)because you have been running through my mind all day!4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?5. Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.);She would say ; What are doing& respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece?She answers.Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece...10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and & die on your lips.11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?They put U and I together.12. Are you lost?'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.13. Do you believe in love at first sight,or do I have to walk by you again?14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.16. You can forget about going to heaven because it'sa sin to look that good.17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen!!~@ JiTeN @~!!

collection of leave letters sent by JEBEEN

SENT BY JEBEEN
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by> > people in various places of Pakistan.> >> > 1. A student's leave letter:> > "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the> > class...."> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 2. A candidate's application:> > "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an> > accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several> > years> > and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."> >> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:> > Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.> > Please sanction me one-week leave.> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:> > "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not> > return, please grant me half day casual leave"> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 5. A leave letter to the headmaster:> > "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I> > request> > you to leave me today"> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 6. An incident of a leave letter:> > "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:> > As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 8. A covering note:> > "I am enclosed herewith..."> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:> > As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please> > grant me 10 days leave.> >> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 10. Actual letter written for application of leave:> > "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At> > home I may be granted leave".> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 11. Letter writing:> > "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."> > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was> > Performing his daughter's wedding:> > "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."> >
Apples and Wine>>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the>tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are>afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten>apples from the ground that aren't as good, but convenient....... The>apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,>they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along,>the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have>already been picked!>>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up>to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something>acceptable to have dinner with.

ati kya khandala in diffrent languages

From: Mehul Turakhia <m_turakhia@yahoo.com>Subject: aati kya khandala - in various languages , jus go through itTHIS ONE'S REALLY COOL.............A Kya Bolti TuA Kya Mai BoluSunSunaAti Kya KhandalaKya karu Ake mai KhandalaAre Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?English :Aye what do you say?Aye what should I say?Listen.Speak on.Coming to khandala?What should I do, coming to khandala?We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"llfreak, baby,what else?Sanskrit : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasiAye balakah aham kim kathisyamhShrinvasi!ShrunhaKim twam khandaalaa agchasyasiAham kim kurwasyami khandaalayehgamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, majakarishma, kim karishyami?Punjabi :A ! ke boldi tu;A ke mein bolan;SunhSunhaChaldi khandalaKi karaan ae ke mein khandalaAre Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, MaujKarenge, Aur Ki ?Gujarati :Aye shun bole tu?Aye hun shun bolu?SambhalSambhlaavAave chey su khandaalaa?Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,beeju shun?MarathiAye kaai tu mhantes?Aye kaai mi mhanhu?AikAikavYetes kai khandaalaa?Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aishkaruyaa, aankhin kai?! Kashmiri :Heey, kya chaakh wannanHeev, kya bhe wanneyyyyBoozWanooPakha telle khandalaa;Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaaPherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eeshkarav, beyy kya?Konkani :Aye ! kitte sangta tu?Aye ! aao kite sangu?SaangSaan! gtaKhandalaa yeta ghi?Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?! Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?Bengali :Ei ki bolis tuiEi ki ar boliShonShonaaJabi ki khondalaaK! i kori giye khondalaaAre, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?**************************Want somemore?????***************Malayalam :Aye yenna pariyunnu?Aye nyan yenna pariyu?KekuPariyuVarinno kh! andala?Yendu cheyam? Nyaan vannu Khandaala?Karangam, chuttam, paadam, aadam, majacheyyam,verendha?Telugu :Aye, ainte chaepphuta vuAye,ainte chaepalaVinu! ChaeppuWastava KhandalaYem Chesedhi? vacchi KhandalaThiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,majachesthamu inkemi?Sindhi :Aye cha thi c! haen tu?Aye Maan chaa chavan?BudhBudhaiAcheti cha khandaalaa?Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,Nachandasi,aaish kan! dasi, byo cha?Magahi : (BIHARI)A ki bolahin tuA kya boliyuow humSunSunaowAaimahi ki khandalaKi kariaow aake hum khandalaGumbai, Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur kiAssamese:ey ki kua tumi?ey ki kom moi?sunsunaahibi ki khandala?ki korim aahi moi kahandalaaare ghurim,phirim,nasim,gaam,khub phurti korim aru ki?Tamil:Enna solreEnnatha sollamudalla kelu,sari solluKandala variyakandala poi enna panrathuVera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsapannuvom******If you have reached upto this stage, 't seemsyou dont have work, rite? Then have somemore...!!!!******************* Foreign Languages :German :Was sagst du?Was soll ich sagen?Hor mal!Sag mal!Kommst Nach Khandala?Was machen wir in Khaldala?Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx,was noch?Spanish :Tu que deceas?Yo que deseo?OyeDi meVas a tu khandaalaa?Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,disfrutamos, si no.Chinese :Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?Sui,Suion,Hyuan Chon Khandala?Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, SamshuanTsuaniya Tsu Chon?Russian :Aeich, Kov Speache niv?Aeich, Kov miv Speache?Nuushev,!Nuusheva,Comeva Kov Khandala?Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala! ?Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha, EnjovaSheychevin, KovGobraich?French :!Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?EntendreEntendrezEst-ceque tu viens a la KhandalaQu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?Zambesi : (African)Aye, Zwa To Zulu,Aye, Zwa Ze ! Zu! lu,Wahte,Kaso,Heliyo To Khandaalaa?Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni---------------------------------
From: Akshay Jain <jakshay@gmail.com>Subject: AIR INDIASurinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight toBombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane,he made a few preparations that were out of place.When the stewardess came around to take orders for thein-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I havebrought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge mefor food and drinks!"So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, theuncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal.The man sitting next to him was an American historyresearcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuseme, what is that drink?" he asked.The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink andsaid, "Milk of India!"The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis andstarted feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked thecurious American."Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offeredsome to the American."What is it?" asked the American."Sweet of India!" replied the old man.After the meal, everyone was settling down when therewas a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle."What was that?" asked the American in disgust.The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
)From: "><><" <getjitendra@yahoo.com>Subject: WAYS TO PROPOSE1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)You're under arrest! ;(For what?)For stealing my heart2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?3. are your legs tired?( girl: Why?)because you have been running through my mind all day!4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?5. Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.);She would say ; What are doing& respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece?She answers.Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece...10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and & die on your lips.11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?They put U and I together.12. Are you lost?'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.13. Do you believe in love at first sight,or do I have to walk by you again?14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.16. You can forget about going to heaven because it'sa sin to look that good.17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen!!~@ JiTeN @~!!