Good Quotes.......Enjoy

From: Rajesh <lifemantra83@gmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Good Quotes.......Enjoy

   Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you
take them while driving.

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   Having one child makes you a parent; having two
you are a referee.

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   Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband !

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   I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash
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   A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.

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   Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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   Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever
you do,  you'll regret it later.

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   You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for
it

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   True friends stab you in the front

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   Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
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   Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.

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   Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired
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   Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
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   My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
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   Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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   A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
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   You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
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   It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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   Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address  books.
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    Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
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    Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
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   They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak

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CHINESE PROVERBS

From: "Bill Karpus" <wkarpus@comcast.net>
Subject: FWD:  Proverbs

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.  [Note:  As kids we heard "feel nutty all day."]
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth ... but next to best thing on earth! 
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Main jis kay dil ki kitab banta
Main jis ki chahat ka khawab banta

Main hijar mosam ki lambi raaton main yaad
Ban kar azaab banta
Koi to hota?
Jo meri khwaish main uth kar raaton ko khoob rota
Dukhon ki chadar lapait kar hajoom duniya say door hota
Main rooth jaata manata mujh ko kay chahe mera kasoor hota
Koi to hota?
Jo mujh ko dil ka karar kehta
Ragoo ka apni fishar kehta
Udaas mosam main tazgi ki biyar ban kar
Jo meri bahoon ko arzoo ka diyar kehta
Koi to hota?
Dua say apni jo dukh bhi meray samait leta
Woh iss jahan say ghamon ka meray hisab leta
Woh sari duniya ki rafaqaton kay tamam rishtay
Koi to hota?
Main jis kay itna kareeb hota
Na paas koi rakeeb hota
Main tanha uss ka habbib hota
Yeh silsila bhi ajeeb hota
Koi to hota? KÄħH
Koi to hota?

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