LOVE From: kajal

From: kajal <kajal_yourfriend@yahoo.com>
Subject: broken heart

BROKEN HEART
My heart is broken,
it hurts inside.
Words now unspoken
and sadness resides.
We shared so much.
We're both good people.
Our lives did touch,
and we shared His steeple.
Why must you leave
and cause me to grieve?
We exchanged tokens.
Now, my heart is broken.
There's now a huge hole
left in my soul.
You chose to depart
and have broken my heart.
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Subject: It hurts

it hurts to no that i have lost your trust.
the one that use to mean so much.
it hurts to no you chose a guy over me.
some friend you turned out to be.
i thought that you would be the one that would always care.
but when it comes to guys you never share,
you could of had any guy but you chose him.
with you K*i*t* you can never win!

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Subject: When you're in love

When you can't sleep at night
Because he's always on your mind
And you close your eyes
But his memory is all you find

When he's not with you
And you can't think straight
And you daydream for hours
About how this might be fate

When you hear his voice
And you feel your heart pound
And your palms start to sweat
Whenever hes around

When you imagine every love song
Is made for the two of you
And just to make him smile
There's nothing you wouldn't do

When you hang on his every word
And seeing him laugh makes you blush
And seeing his body
Gives you an adrenaline rush

When you can't help but smile
When he stumbles over his words
Because he sounds so adorable
The cutest thing you've heard

When you stare into his eyes
And cant bring yourself to look away
And you picture your life with him
Every single day

When you talk for hours on end
Staying up all night
Just listening to each other
It just feels so right

When you have a fight
You can't stop the tears
And you feel so bad
You can't hide from your fears

When you talk it through
And you forgive and forget
And your happier then before
Without any regrets

These are the signs
God sent down from above
When these things happen to you
You know your in love

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Subject: love is

Love is hard to explain
Love is hard to attain.
No matter who you are or what you are
You will still never be too far.
Once your in love nothing will ever be more great
You'll be happy forever with your mate.
Just stick together and you two will go far
Your relationship will be bright as a star.
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105 reasons WHY BEER IS BETTER THAT WOMEN

From: "Anil . R. Nair" <luttappi2002@yahoo.com>
Subject: 105 reasons WHY BEER IS BETTER THAT WOMEN...

1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.

12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a nickel.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality.

21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a BEER in public.
23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than
dumping the empty bottle.
29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you

thirsty.
30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. BEER doesn't get cramps.
37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
38. BEER doesn't have morals.
39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.

40. BEER always listens and never argues.
41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. BEER doesn't demand equality.
45. BEER is never overweight.
46. If you change BEERS, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.

51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. BEER never changes its mind.
54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat BEERS are nice to have.

61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
62. BEER NEVER says no.
63. BEER is easy to get into.
64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERS
66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
71. BEER doesn't blow you off.

72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a
woman.
77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys
spit.
78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A BEER doesn't care if you keep a bunch of other BEERS around.

80. A BEER will not insist that those stupid Michelin commercials with
babies are "cute".
81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a
while.
82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
83. A BEER won't mind being next to you after 5 straight hours of
working
on your car.
84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the

toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a
BEER,it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
juice.
87. A BEER won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting
down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean
airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.

91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your
enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the
2000 Olympic Games.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERS (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then
decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".

97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching
"John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
grocery store.
100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
"just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse
you of it.)
101. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the

excuse:"But I saved a quarter!"
102. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene
Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
103. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
tastes like boiled sheetrock with tomatoe sauce.
104. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER
doesn't make you ill.
105. A BEER can't have a "bad hair" day.

Re: 1/26/2005 Happy Republic Day!

 

----- Original Message -----

From: JEBEEN@aol.com

To: JEBEEN@aol.com

Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:53 AM

Subject: 1/26/2005 Happy Republic Day!

Wish you a 
 HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY...  

 

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