Good Quotes.......Enjoy

From: Rajesh <lifemantra83@gmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Good Quotes.......Enjoy

   Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you
take them while driving.

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   Having one child makes you a parent; having two
you are a referee.

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   Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband !

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   I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash
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   A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.

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   Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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   Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever
you do,  you'll regret it later.

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   You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for
it

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   True friends stab you in the front

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   Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
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   Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.

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   Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired
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   Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
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   My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
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   Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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   A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
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   You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
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   It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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   Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address  books.
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    Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
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    Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
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   They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak

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